Dating Tips!



Top 10 things to do on a date that will ensure you a happy single life:

1. Dress odd, shabby and in-appropriate. 

2. Reach at least 30 min late.

3. Become nervous. And then show it on your face. Let her realize you are insecure.

4. Storm her with boring questions, stories and talks that evokes least interest. May be you can consider repeating. Leave a big gap between conversation and appear to be thinking. Remember not to have any fun, flirt or be playful.

5. Keep repeating and drilling further over a joke that you picked up on a magazine recently (which you are sure she had also read).

6. Make sure you forget your ears at home before a date. Speak a lot about yourself and leave her with no option, but listen(only).

7. Make sure you stay vigil and identify few of her mistakes/foolishness and keep embarrassing her over it.

8. Try to do things out of the way and unnatural and let her realize you are struggling to impress her. Let her feel you are a “needy” creature.

9. Make sure you don’t look at her face (you may fix your gaze at anything else on her). But remember to keep complimenting her every 5 minutes.

10. When the menu arrives stop talking and start munching in one go until you finish. Don’t offer to share. Make as much sound as possible while you chew. A burp or two is desirable.


NB: Try it at your own risk. The author holds no responsibility in what soever loss incurred physical or mental on practical application of these tips. In simple words - step back and stay an arm distance away or more from her when you try #7 and #9.

Top 10 danger (sometimes really dangerous) signs that you are not doing well:



1. She takes up the upper hand and fills the gap in the conversation.


2. Listens to everything you say without getting bored. 

3. Laughs at “your” jokes.

4. Touches you more.

5. Lean in or grind up against you.

6. Get jealous when you talk to other girls.

7. Compliments you for almost everything you say or do.

8. Asks you to walk her home.

9. Asks for a second date.

10. Gives you her phone number without even asking.
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68 comments:

  1. Sujatha SathyaSeptember 24, 2011 at 3:03 PM

    interesting tips :))

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  2. LeoPawSeptember 28, 2011 at 1:01 PM

    @Sujatha Sathya: Thank u.

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  3. Aakash KokzSeptember 29, 2011 at 3:41 AM

    Cool tips, can't agree more on this. All the above points are so very true :)

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  4. LeoPawSeptember 29, 2011 at 4:14 PM

    Thank You Aaskash.

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  5. Aakash KokzOctober 10, 2011 at 10:17 AM

    My pleasure, I love going through your posts, keep them coming :-)

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  6. kranthiOctober 14, 2011 at 7:52 PM

    interesting tips...never heard of it

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  7. LeoPawOctober 14, 2011 at 10:50 PM

    @Kranthi~ thank you.

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  8. NehaOctober 17, 2011 at 7:19 PM

    an expert talk 'aa? nice read." * "are too risky indeed.LOL.

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  9. LeoPawOctober 18, 2011 at 1:23 PM

    @ Neha~ ;-). Yes they are. Thank you.

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  10. jeevanNovember 11, 2011 at 9:46 AM

    Interseting.

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  11. LeoPawNovember 12, 2011 at 8:18 PM

    @ jeevan ~ thank you.

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  12. MenacheryNovember 19, 2011 at 7:01 PM

    rofl, interesting and danger alert was a good read :) ...

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  13. LeoPawNovember 20, 2011 at 12:25 AM

    @Menachery~ Thank you.

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  14. Dating makeoverNovember 24, 2011 at 10:09 AM

    Wonderful article i enjoyed reading it.
    & very useful tips are given in this article.
    so keep on going.
    Best of luck for your dating venture.

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  15. Gargi GuptaNovember 27, 2011 at 2:59 PM

    Whoa- You gotta be "beSingleForever Guru!" Seems like you have dated enough girls :P Also, you could append 2 more reckon tips.
    11. Talk about SPORTS.
    12. ogle other chicks while you talk.

    Your risk factors are smart as a whip.

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  16. LeoPawNovember 27, 2011 at 8:59 PM

    @Gargi Gupta~ :)).. Thank you.

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  17. UnknownNovember 29, 2011 at 4:35 PM

    ROFL... Are you trying to get other men killed so that there is less competition???

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  18. LeoPawDecember 1, 2011 at 1:18 PM

    NNNiiiXXX: LOL.. That's in way a secret agenda. ;) . Thank you NNNiiiXXX. BTW, nice name.

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  19. BikramMarch 5, 2012 at 3:53 PM

    hmmm WOw ..

    Now that is what i have been missing Damnit.. If only if only i had known ...

    Thanks you jahanpanah for sharing such words of advice will put into action ..
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  20. ZachMarch 5, 2012 at 6:29 PM

    LOL...Really useful tips...experience is the guru na :))

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  21. raMarch 5, 2012 at 10:47 PM

    lol...loved it!!!

    but too late for me to try now :D

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  22. RajMarch 6, 2012 at 1:55 AM

    Ho Ho... Loved it.. A bit late in the day, but some good tips to push away pushy people..

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  23. AshwiniMarch 6, 2012 at 2:12 AM

    :) very funny :)

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  24. UnknownMarch 6, 2012 at 2:41 AM

    LOL ,you know the best part in the post "Try it at your own risk. The author holds no responsibility in what soever loss incurred physical or mental on practical application of these .........

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  25. My Unfinished LifeMarch 6, 2012 at 10:48 AM

    100% guaranteed to remain single ..good one!!

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  26. Subhorup DasguptaMarch 6, 2012 at 11:31 AM

    You had me laughing all through the post, and then some. Nice take on typical male behavior, in my opinion. Enjoyed some of the comments too. Goes to show.

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  27. UpasanaMarch 6, 2012 at 12:23 PM

    interesting tips! I really hope no guys takes these tips seriously! God bless us women!

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  28. Jen..The Butterfly EffectMarch 6, 2012 at 2:44 PM

    LOL! For Women these are such a turnoff! MY..:D

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  29. samyyyrMarch 6, 2012 at 3:00 PM

    Seriously??? It's just crap...

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  30. CYNOSUREMarch 6, 2012 at 4:03 PM

    cool post....loved it.... :D :D :D

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  31. Madhav MishraMarch 6, 2012 at 4:25 PM

    like sheldon cooper will say it - sarcasm?

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  32. NehaMarch 6, 2012 at 8:11 PM

    Hhaha, this is too much... Usually guys look out for those 10 things that would make their date worthwhile and successful. I don't think any guy would want to end up getting slapped at the end of a date. And if they follow ur ill-advice then may god help those poor souls :P
    Fun to read this :)

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  33. manan gujuMarch 6, 2012 at 10:52 PM

    pick your nose a little before touching the food
    and dont pick up the bill, make her pay;)

    really funny post, nice idea for a blog! kudos!

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  34. amit gangulyMarch 7, 2012 at 11:35 AM

    oh Man!! This is absolutely awesome !! Admire the amount of thinking you have done. Have you tried ..any or most of the tips already ? :p

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  35. Santosh NambyMarch 7, 2012 at 3:12 PM

    LOL, nice fun read....

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  37. ChitzMarch 7, 2012 at 7:16 PM

    LOL

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  38. Vishal KatariaMarch 8, 2012 at 8:10 AM

    LOL... Awesome :D

    Will be sure to follow your tips if I have to go out with someone I dont want to ;)

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  39. ArnieMarch 8, 2012 at 4:58 PM

    In the first case, if somebody would want to be single, why would the person go on a Date???

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    very interesting tips...I will follow for sure:)

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